I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO BE GIFFED MY ENTIRE LIFE
((Stupid question coming from an American, but why don’t the robbers just run?))
(( Because that would be rude.))
((eh.))
(Source: pleatedjeans, via filharmonica)
May 23rd, 2013
why is red-eyes b. dragon abbreviated when blue-eyes white dragon is more characters regardless
Blue eyes white privilege
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May 22nd, 2013
May 21st, 2013
if you eat a chicken and egg sandwich, you’re basically eating one thing at different times of its life
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if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket
you are one of the great thinkers of our time
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lamp
guaranteed to make your friends shit themselves
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you mean to tell me america are just starting to colour their money
man you guys are way behind
crikey
straya
What is that picture?
Is there a new version of Monopoly out?
THAT’S OUR MONEY YOU INCONSIDERATE FUCKTARD
(Source: gameboid, via filharmonica)
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May 20th, 2013
if somebody invented a shirt with a giant pocket in the front they would be millionaires because who wouldnt want to feel like a kangaroo
oh
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May 19th, 2013
- police:
- me:
- police:
- me:
She once asked me
the name of my
favourite poet
and I repliedGod
She laughed
and played along
and asked me
which one of his
works was my
absolute favouriteI said it was
the one
where he
wrote her
into existenceLet me keep this around for future reference cus DANG that was smooth!
(Source: some-thing-to-say, via sayhijenjen)
